i remember when we broke up
the first time
saying, “this is it, i’ve had enough,”
we hadn’t seen each other in a month
do you ever look at a text post with a lot of notes then notice it’s made by someone you follow and you just feel proud of them
this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
he’s david tennantt that’s how
hes a timelord
timelords have springs in their feet
A wonderful thing is a Time Lord
A Time Lord is a wonderful thing
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
And the most wonderful thing about Time Lords is
I’m the only—
Now you go sit in the corner and think about how you’ve ruined a happy post
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them.
Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them.
Bunch of A+ dudes.
“Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.”
Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after. URWELCOME :D